Commit or Not To Commit:

That is my issue today.
I am wearing I button down ORANGE shirt
{side note: which I purchased at a yard sale on Saturday for $2 bucks}
I hate tucking in my shirts.
RIGHT AROUND THE MIDDLE OF MY WAIST.
What waist?
Muffin Tops suck.
Back Bacon is even worst.
So, really, what is this post about?
The shirt or my weight?
~WTF~